Amusement Only — Edition Insights
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"Has the Duchess returned?"
Knowles came further into the room. He had a letter on a salver. When the Duke had taken it, Knowles still lingered. The Duke glanced at him.
"Is an answer required?"
"No, your Grace." Still Knowles lingered. "Something a little singular has happened. The carriage has returned without the Duchess, and the men say that they thought her Grace was in it."
"I hardly understand myself, your Grace. Perhaps you would like to see Barnes."
Barnes was the coachman.
"Send him up." When Knowles had gone, and he was alone, his Grace showed signs of being slightly annoyed. He looked at his watch. "I told her she'd better be in by four. She says that she's not feeling well, and yet one would think that she was not aware of the fatigue entailed in having the Prince to dinner, and a mob of people to follow. I particularly wished her to lie down for a couple of hours."
Knowles ushered in not only Barnes, the coachman, but Moysey, the footman, too. Both these persons seemed to be ill at ease. The Duke glanced at them sharply. In his voice there was a suggestion of impatience.
"What is the matter?"
Barnes explained as best he could.
"If you please, your Grace, we waited for the Duchess outside Cane and Wilson's, the drapers. The Duchess came out, got into the carriage, and Moysey shut the door, and her Grace said, 'Home!' and yet when we got home she wasn't there."
"Her Grace wasn't in the carriage, your Grace."
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Her Grace did get into the carriage; you shut the door, didn't you?"
Barnes turned to Moysey. Moysey brought his hand up to his brow in a sort of military salute--he had been a soldier in the regiment in which, once upon a time, the Duke had been a subaltern:
"She did. The Duchess came out of the shop. She seemed rather in a hurry, I thought. She got into the carriage, and she said, 'Home, Moysey!' I shut the door, and Barnes drove straight home. We never stopped anywhere, and we never noticed nothing happen on the way; and yet when we got home the carriage was empty."
"Do you mean to tell me that the Duchess got out of the carriage while you were driving full pelt through the streets without saying anything to you, and without you noticing it?"
"The carriage was empty when we got home, your Grace."
"Was either of the doors open?"
"You fellows have been up to some infernal mischief. You have made a mess of it. You never picked up the Duchess, and you're trying to palm this tale off on to me to save yourselves."
Barnes was moved to adjuration:
"I'll take my Bible oath, your Grace, that the Duchess got into the carriage outside Cane and Wilson's."
Moysey seconded his colleague:
"I will swear to that, your Grace. She got into the carriage, and I shut the door, and she said, 'Home, Moysey!'"
The Duke looked as if he did not know what to make of the story and its tellers.
"What carriage did you have?"
"Her Grace's brougham, your Grace."
"The brougham was ordered because I understood that the Duchess was not feeling very well, and there's rather a high wind, your Grace."
The Duke snapped at him:
"What has that to do with it? Are you suggesting that the Duchess was more likely to jump out of a brougham while it was dashing through the streets than out of any other kind of vehicle?"
The Duke's glance fell on the letter which Knowles had brought him when he first had entered. He had placed it on his writing-table. Now he took it up. It was addressed:
"The Duke of Datchet.
The name was written in a fine, clear, almost feminine hand. The words in the left-hand corner of the envelope were written in a different hand. They were large and bold; almost as though they had been painted with the end of the penholder instead of being written with the pen. The envelope itself was of an unusual size, and bulged out as though it contained something else besides a letter.
The Duke tore the envelope open. As he did so something fell out of it on to the writing-table. It looked as though it was a lock of a woman's hair. As he glanced at it the Duke seemed to be a trifle startled. The Duke read the letter:
Richard Marsh's Amusement Only (1901) opens with a mystery that is both absurd and unsettling: a duchess vanishes from her carriage between the drapers and home, yet the footman swears he shut the door after her. The Duke's irritation—'I told her she'd better be in by four'—sets a tone of domestic impatience that quickly curdles into something stranger. Marsh's prose moves briskly, layering mundane details (a watch, a salver, a coachman named Barnes) against an event that defies explanation. The narrator's voice, clipped and slightly sardonic, refuses to linger on the uncanny, a technique that recurs throughout the collection.
The Art of the Unfinished Sentence
Marsh frequently leaves sentences hanging, as when the Duke begins 'She wasn't where?' and the coachman replies 'Her Grace wasn't in the carriage, your Grace.' The repetition of 'your Grace' becomes a rhythmic tic, underscoring the absurdity of the situation. In 'Aunt Jane's Jalap,' the narrator cuts himself off mid-thought: 'I could not, at my own table, take the man by the scruff of the neck and drop him from the first floor window. But I know that Margaret didn't like it—and I didn't either.' The dash signals a retreat from violence into social discomfort. These structural gaps mirror the stories' thematic gaps—what is left unsaid often matters more than what is spoken.
Dialogue as a Battlefield
Conversations in Amusement Only are contests of wit and will. In 'The Lost Duchess,' the Duke's clipped commands ('Send him up') contrast with the servants' hesitant, qualifying speech ('Something a little singular has happened'). In 'Aunt Jane's Jalap,' the narrator parries with Pybus, who 'told some pleasant and characteristic anecdotes about injurious effects of patent medicines.' The exchange over the name 'Aunt Jane's Jalap'—Margaret's objection that it 'makes one think of indigestion'—is deflected with a pun: 'That's exactly what it's meant to do.' Marsh uses dialogue to expose social hierarchies and personal rivalries, often with a comic edge that veers toward cruelty.
Pace Shifts from Domestic to Uncanny
The collection's tempo varies sharply between stories. 'The Lost Duchess' begins with a measured, almost bureaucratic pace—the Duke checks his watch, the footman salutes—before the mystery accelerates. In 'Aunt Jane's Jalap,' the pace is leisurely, dominated by dinner-table banter, until the bottle of medicine is produced and the tone darkens: 'I held it in my hand. "This, ladies and gentlemen, is 'Aunt Jane's Jalap."' The shift from social comedy to something more ominous is abrupt, and Marsh often withholds the payoff, leaving the reader suspended between genres. The excerpts suggest a collection that resists easy categorization, moving from farce to unease without warning.
Readers should approach Amusement Only as a series of narrative experiments rather than a unified whole. Marsh's willingness to undercut his own plots—a duchess lost, a patent medicine launched—with ironic asides or abrupt endings rewards attention to his craft. The stories are best read individually, allowing each shift in voice and pace to register without expectation of consistency. Pay particular attention to what the narrators choose not to say; the gaps are where the real amusement lies.
Reading Amusement Only, I keep noticing how Marsh half-smiles at his own plots, as if winking at us from a lamplit room. That same unhurried irony flickers through a companion volume I found lately, Tales from the Veld — Story, Setting & Ideas, where the wildness carries its own quiet shrug. Both feel like letters from another century, never quite serious, never quite not.
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